My Doll Collection
Submitted: February 25, 2026 at 11:39 am Composed/performed by: Bill Fritz, williamfritzsr@gmail.com Copyright: 2025
My Doll Collection (Revised 01/15/25)
(Verse 1)
All my friends say I need to settle down
They claim I dated every woman in town
I just tell them with a smile and reflection
They’re all part of my beautiful doll collection
(Chorus)
From that doll collection I tried to find a wife
But, all my efforts brought was more confusion and strife
I tried my best, but I couldn’t find the perfect mate
So, I accepted being a bachelor was my fate
(Verse 2)
I courted Daisy, Hazel and Jenny who were ramblers
Then there was Belle, Sue and Caroline… such gamblers
My girlfriends were sad, funny, short and tall
I parted ways with them, even though I loved them all
(Chorus)
From that doll collection I tried to find a wife
But, all my efforts brought was more confusion and strife
I tried my best, but I couldn’t find the perfect mate
So, I accepted being a bachelor was my fate
(Verse 3)
My doll collection grew through the years
But not finding a mate brought on my fears
I went on date after date trying to find the one
But, I struck out and came up with none
(Chorus)
From that doll collection I tried to find a wife
But, all my efforts brought was more confusion and strife
I tried my best, but I couldn’t find the perfect mate
So, I accepted being a bachelor was my fate
Outro
Then I saw Pearl at the rodeo one summer night
An angel that could save me from my doll collection plight
With one look I knew….YEAH! She was the one
And just like that, my doll collecting days were done
Yeeeeaaaa
(Copyright all right reserved for William J. Fritz and James Fritz AKA Jimmy Fat Fingers 08/24/25)
SUNO AI produced the music and vocal
